Damn, you sure have a Hot (MESS) Mom!

I have officially lost it.
Maybe it's because we have been trapped inside for going on 6 days now thanks to our 2nd blizzard this winter.
 I walked by the mirror this morning and I jumped when I saw my reflection. I am pretty sure it screamed at me.
 It got me thinking.
 10 years ago this would have never happened. I would be looking fresh faced no matter if an alien abduction was taking place. I know, I'm a mom now and things can slide a little, but I can't just blame it on the snow and ice either. This happens more often than not. My poor husband. He would tell me I looked beautiful if I had rocks embedded into my forehead and lizards for hands(okay maybe that's a stretch, but not much). Maybe I should just put on makeup and get dressed everyday. I hear that helps. On the other hand why waste makeup when no one is going to see me and add more clothes to that mountain of laundry that flips me off every time I pass it. As you can see I am completely torn here.
Are there rules to this sort of lifestyle? The lifestyle of the SAHM.  Maybe a manual they could hand out at the hospital with your newborn? Just as a side note of course. High fives to all you working moms. I really don't know how you do it.

 Just to give everyone the push they might need to find that inner SAHM sex pot I found this delightful picture for some inspiration.

Here's to being a HOT mom! Cheers!